Hermit crab cock

[caveman]

I would either **** myself or have a sex change... Premium Link Upgrade

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Maybe he just got done swimming and had some serious, ultra shrinkage?

 

[caveman]

Maybe he just got done swimming and had some serious, ultra shrinkage?

He, he... even still, that's just a fucking shame! :1orglaugh

 

[Legzman]

what happen :dunno:

 

[Christmas_Ape]

what happen :dunno:

Yeah, we need some explaining to be done!

 

[Dead^pool]

omg! where did it go?

 

[Legzman]

Accident with a weed whacker?

 

[Dead^pool]

Accident with a weed whacker?

haha or a chain saw

 

[Legzman]

haha or a chain saw

Na a chain saw would have cut MUCH more off! :1orglaugh

 

[choctaw ringo]

I would either **** myself or have a sex change... Premium Link Upgrade

You're one sick bastage...

 

[Legzman]

I hope that's not a pick of you :eek:

 

[jjhunter]

a blowjob from a vampire when he was a *** (now it healed, kinda)

 

[jjhunter]

or he changed his mind halfway through a sex change

 

[Christmas_Ape]

I hope that's not a pick of you :eek:

Ha!

 

[bigbadbrody]

reminds me of the time Howard Stern had a contest for the worlds smallest penis

 

[ClayHutton]

What he would give for a turtle head.

 

[girls_wild]

that blows lol

 

[Cannon_X]

Length: -2 inches.

 

[fred_5]

dang what happened that would suck if your Dick did that