Here Comes The *****?...

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Ok, so this has always been a "fantasy" of mine, but...

You know how in a wedding when the bride walks down the isle, "Here Comes the Bride" plays and everyone turns and pays all their attention to her? Well...I want that.

If I ever get married, my wife can make whatever decisions she wants to when it comes to our wedding...except for one. I know that "traditionally", the ***** just stands up at the altar, waiting like a goon, while the bride soaks up all the attention, but no. Uh uh, not at my wedding.

I want to have entrance music and strut down the isle just like she gets to. Once the door opens, Premium Link Upgrade theme music will play and everyone will turn their heads and pay attention to ME, MWWWUUUAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! MEEEEEEE!!!

So, anyway, if you could choose entrance music for your wedding (bride or *****), what would it be?
 

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