Here Comes The Groom?...

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Having your own entrance is not ever going to fly lol,not al least in any sort of traditional normal wedding.It's suppose to be "her' day and a man trying to do the same is going to look, lets put it nicely just a bit "feminine".
As senob said a gay marriage is about the only way for a man to have an entrance.

Siiiiiigh. I knooooooow. But a man can dream...can't he? :o
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
It's the end of the world as I know it.> R.E.M.

The long and winding road.> The Beatles

Hard road/burn> Deep Purple
 
Well thanks for the advice. But this is a porn forum, not a high school essay.

BTW good luck with your SAT's. Me is pulling for you.

awe is somebody upset that they were wrong? A high school essay is the only place you are supposed to sound educated...really? Funny, I thought that high school was supposed to prepare you for the rest of your life, so you know basic English LOL

Already took my SAT, 2310...not too shabby huh?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
awe is somebody upset that they were wrong? A high school essay is the only place you are supposed to sound educated...really? Funny, I thought that high school was supposed to prepare you for the rest of your life, so you know basic English LOL

Already took my SAT, 2310...not too shabby huh?

For someone with a "2310" SAT score (which absolutely nobody believes), you certainly have some of the worst grammar skills I've ever seen. In almost every one of your posts that I've seen, which usually come off as very self-centered and egotistical, you are very hypocritical. Case in point...

awe is somebody upset that they were wrong? A high school essay is the only place you are supposed to sound educated...really? Funny, I thought that high school was supposed to prepare you for the rest of your life, so you know basic English LOL

Already took my SAT, 2310...not too shabby huh?

Basic English will teach you that what you really wanted to use was "AWW" and not "AWE". Basic English will also teach you that sentences can't end with "LOL", which, oddly enough, is an initialism usually used by people who can't comprehend basic English skills. Go ahead and say "this is just the internet" and that "it's ok to use poor grammar", but for someone insinuating that basic English skills should be used in situations other than high school essays, that would be a poor excuse.

Ivory towers, as beautiful as they are, will eventually crumble one day and leave you standing with "the rest of us". Remember that.
 
For someone with a "2310" SAT score (which absolutely nobody believes), you certainly have some of the worst grammar skills I've ever seen. In almost every one of your posts that I've seen, which usually come off as very self-centered and egotistical, you are very hypocritical. Case in point...



Basic English will teach you that what you really wanted to use was "AWW" and not "AWE". Basic English will also teach you that sentences can't end with "LOL", which, oddly enough, is an initialism usually used by people who can't comprehend basic English skills. Go ahead and say "this is just the internet" and that "it's ok to use poor grammar", but for someone insinuating that basic English skills should be used in situations other than high school essays, that would be a poor excuse.

Ivory towers, as beautiful as they are, will eventually crumble one day and leave you standing with "the rest of us". Remember that.


Dude I have poor grammar b/c I use "awwwweeee" and "LOL"...first of all the LOL would be puncuation NOT grammar, and awe would be spelling, so plz don't try to sound smart again, I go to Yale and you don't LOL....and it is pretty funny that if I say I never had a bj everybody believes it right away and immediately laughs at me...do you you think I was inflating my ego by saying that? Then, if I say I got a high SAT score, all of a sudden nobody believes it...either believe everything or nothing, but don't use my dishonesty for your convenience LOL go ahead try to find a REAL grammar error, you can't....:thefinger
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Dude I have poor grammar b/c I use "awwwweeee" and "LOL"...first of all the LOL would be puncuation NOT grammar, and awe would be spelling, so plz don't try to sound smart again, I go to Yale and you don't LOL....and it is pretty funny that if I say I never had a bj everybody believes it right away and immediately laughs at me...do you you think I was inflating my ego by saying that? Then, if I say I got a high SAT score, all of a sudden nobody believes it...either believe everything or nothing, but don't use my dishonesty for your convenience LOL go ahead try to find a REAL grammar error, you can't....:thefinger

1 a: the study of the classes of words, their inflections, and their functions and relations in the sentence b: a study of what is to be preferred and what avoided in inflection and syntax
2 a: the characteristic system of inflections and syntax of a language b: a system of rules that defines the grammatical structure of a language

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/grammar

Grammar doesn't refer to only words and if you're using the correct form of "there", "they're" or "their" (for example). It refers to proper spelling and punctuation as well.

I'm glad your Yale education is really working out for you.
 
awe is somebody upset that they were wrong? A high school essay is the only place you are supposed to sound educated...really? Funny, I thought that high school was supposed to prepare you for the rest of your life, so you know basic English LOL

Already took my SAT, 2310...not too shabby huh?

I nominate this post by PornOLover for the freeones sophomoric post of the year. :scream:
 
awe is somebody upset that they were wrong? A high school essay is the only place you are supposed to sound educated...really? Funny, I thought that high school was supposed to prepare you for the rest of your life, so you know basic English LOL

Already took my SAT, 2310...not too shabby huh?

I meant that I assume you are of high school age. Sorry I didn't make that clearer.
 
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/grammar

Grammar doesn't refer to only words and if you're using the correct form of "there", "they're" or "their" (for example). It refers to proper spelling and punctuation as well.

I'm glad your Yale education is really working out for you.

Dude, those mistakes weren't grammar trust me LOL your dictionary def could say all it wants, forgetting periods on an abbreviation or spelling a word incorrectly is not a grammatical error haha you're funny you actually looked that up I can't believe that haha
 
Wow who would have thought this thread would descend into an argument over grammer, thats why I used to love Freeones you never know where a thread will take you.
 
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