Here Comes The Groom?...

[ChefChiTown]

Ok, so this has always been a "fantasy" of mine, but...

You know how in a wedding when the bride walks down the isle, "Here Comes the Bride" plays and everyone turns and pays all their attention to her? Well...I want that.

If I ever get married, my wife can make whatever decisions she wants to when it comes to our wedding...except for one. I know that "traditionally", the groom just stands up at the altar, waiting like a goon, while the bride soaks up all the attention, but no. Uh uh, not at my wedding.

I want to have entrance music and strut down the isle just like she gets to. Once the door opens, Mr. Perfect's theme music will play and everyone will turn their heads and pay attention to ME, MWWWUUUAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! MEEEEEEE!!!

So, anyway, if you could choose entrance music for your wedding (bride or groom), what would it be?

 

[LBP 76]

My wedding? No music. No guests. Just her, me and the vow guy/gal
No reception. No stupid, expensive traditions. Nothing to focus on but her and I.

Her parents don't like it? Tough. It's none of their business. Plus I saved them a bundle of cash.

 

[BlueBalls]

I would like to depress as many people as possible maybe as a wedding sond I might go for:

EYEHATEGOD - Dixie Whiskey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTNWczKWq1k That might work.

or

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdNnw99-Ic Might make people cry and I really dont want that.

EYEHATEGOD it is :hatsoff:

 

[squallumz]

wow, if you meet a girl thats fine with that, go for it. still, i think you'll change your mind once you fall in love. all you'll want to do is to make her the center of attention.

 

[86150]

MAybe if I get married again I will use this one!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwLOOFvzS4&feature=PlayList&p=7E3FE2152D168E03&index=8

 

[Evil Hobo]

Wow, I never knew guys fantasies about their weddings. I just pictured young women in a traditionally oppressive society - where they'll make nothing better of themselves than a wife, so the Church Wedding is the best moment of achievement for them.

Anyway, my entrance must be like this.
Yeah, I want the cheering street crowds, loud music and the oversized clocks around my neck, singing that with my best man. Man, that would be so fucking awsome!

Or alternatively, we can have a ridiculously long isle - maybe like a main city street can be our isle, while me and my bride walk down. I can be the bald fat guy, and she'll be the thin guy with hair in this music video.

Be jealous people - be very jealous! :thefinger

 

[YMIHERE]

Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

 

[JiDoKwan]

MAybe if I get married again I will use this one!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TwLOOFvzS4&feature=PlayList&p=7E3FE2152D168E03&index=8

Awesome, dude! I bet will be one hell of a wedding reception.:glugglug:

 

[Artimus]

I want to have entrance music and strut down the isle just like she gets to. Once the door opens, Mr. Perfect's theme music will play and everyone will turn their heads and pay attention to ME, MWWWUUUAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! MEEEEEEE!!!

So, anyway, if you could choose entrance music for your wedding (bride or groom), what would it be?

That would be awesome. Would you also be chewing gum, have a towel around your neck and have an arrogant smirk on your face?

 

[ChefChiTown]

That would be awesome. Would you also be chewing gum, have a towel around your neck and have an arrogant smirk on your face?

I would LOVE to, but that might be pushing it. My wife letting me have an ENTRANCE would be good enough.

I would, however, when the priest says "you may now kiss the bride", plant a reeeeeally long and passionate kiss on my wife...pause...look right in her eyes and go...

"...perfect"

 

[coolbeers]

just have the bride wear this and it wont matter what you play

http://picsorban.com/upload/wedding.jpg

 

[D-rock]

I would LOVE to, but that might be pushing it. My wife letting me have an ENTRANCE would be good enough.

I would, however, when the priest says "you may now kiss the bride", plant a reeeeeally long and passionate kiss on my wife...pause...look right in her eyes and go...

"...perfect"

Will Jericho be the priest that conducts the ceremony for you? :1orglaugh


...Oh I just thought of something else. Maybe instead of the part where somebody has to speak now or forever hold their peace, you can have somebody rush in for a sneak attack that you have to beat down before it can end. I will of course be their holding a huge sign up for you in the crowd.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Will Jericho be the priest that conducts the ceremony for you? :1orglaugh


...Oh I just thought of something else. Maybe instead of the part where somebody has to speak now or forever hold their peace, you can have somebody rush in for a sneak attack that you have to beat down before it can end. I will of course be their holding a huge sign up for you in the crowd.

Chris Jericho would be more than welcome to participate. Oh, and I'd rather not get my ass kicked in front of my wife-to-be. Although, it would be pretty fucking sweet.

 

[Torre82]

Aheh heh hehh.. ah yes. FreeOnes allows me five links, so five it shall be.

Upon meeting my next soulmate that I intend to spend the rest of my days with:

Fingerpicked Jazz Guitar by Jody Fisher

Before meeting her I hoped:

Stevie Wonder - I believe

After the vows are taken:

NIN - We're in this Together

During times of happiness:

Brian Setzer Orchestra - Sleepwalk

Lying to her during an argument to make her feel better and to save myself from sleeping on the couch or porch:

Led Zeppelin - Nobody's Fault But Mine

 

[Torre82]

Getting her into bed:

Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy

Through bad times:

U2 - Pride in the name of Love

Looking at her credit card bills:

Kanye West - Flashing Lights

At the divorce trial:

REM - It's the end of the world as we know it

Five years after the divorce:

Michael Buble - I'm feelin' good

 

[senob44]

There's always one way to make sure there's a groom getting to walk down the aisle. Just eliminate the pesky bride and replace her with one of your best buddies!!!

 

[Porn0Lover]

Nothing to focus on but her and I.

Her and I??? You mean "her and ME"..."I" is a subject..."me" is an object LOL elementary school english come on dude!

As for weddings, I prefer fancy ones. My cousin has a really hot wife and wow did he spoil her for the wedding, he spent a fortune on her. He really loves her and it was a cool wedding.

 

[LBP 76]

Her and I??? You mean "her and ME"..."I" is a subject..."me" is an object LOL elementary school english come on dude!

As for weddings, I prefer fancy ones. My cousin has a really hot wife and wow did he spoil her for the wedding, he spent a fortune on her. He really loves her and it was a cool wedding.

Well thanks for the advice. But this is a porn forum, not a high school essay.

BTW good luck with your SAT's. Me is pulling for you.

 

[Friday on my mind]

Having your own entrance is not ever going to fly lol,not al least in any sort of traditional normal wedding.It's suppose to be "her' day and a man trying to do the same is going to look, lets put it nicely just a bit "feminine".
As senob said a gay marriage is about the only way for a man to have an entrance.

 

[calpoon]

he should probably wait until the honeymoon before the groom comes.