if you could take me on a date, what would you do?
I would take you to random crushed cans and litter and get you to make silly poses on top of them, beside them, around them...
Then take you window shopping for furniture and other odd things. Test out the kitchens and bathrooms and laundry facilities. Maybe test out a couple beds and sofas.
After that we can go to a drive thru sandwich place and order hot beef sandwiches. But we wont eat them. Just take really weird pictures with them and give them to a homeless person/people.
Eventually we'll go to a diner and get some yummy food, and have staring contests and thumb wrestling and then start our own kareokee with the music thats playing on the radio.
After that spectacle we can hit a club or something and act like were really important people, and get people to buy us both drinks. Meaning you get guys to buy drinks for you and your "friend" then I come along and thank him for my drink

. Then the rest will be history.. Unless you want me to expand :thumbsup: