Difference between girls and boys: You boys look at this as dream come true, slippery but muddy, dirty girls, 'fighting with each other', touching, laughing, groping.
I look at this and think about the mud in my underwear and chaffing my pink bits and blowing my nose and having mud come out for a day or two, or mud in my ears, my teeth. This stuff is mixed with oil and you feel slimy for days afterward. NO THANK YOU! I DON'T MISS IT!