Hello Kitty: What's The Deal?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I'm just a regular fella and have no idea what the deal is. Several times I've visited hookers and they've run out to me wanting to have some Show & Tell with their Hello Kitty crap. Do the other hookers on this board worship Hello Kitty and spend all their money on Hello Kitty and Hello Kitty accessories too? What's the deal???

 

[Jack Davenport]

Latinas seem to like Hello Kitty shit too.

I have always been perplexed as to why Mexican chicas seem to have a thing for Tweety Bird.

 

[D-rock]

Maybe it's some type of secret cult. I would be careful around those people.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Maybe it's some type of secret cult. I would be careful around those people.

Exactly. Seems as cult related as it does hooker related. The intersections cross on the street corner. Too much coincidence to be coincidence.

 

[RASQ]

*carefully hides hello kitty key chain in pocket

Hey Guys, Whats Up!? Man, Did You See That Hockey Game Last Night?

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

*carefully hides hello kitty key chain in pocket

Hey Guys, Whats Up!? Man, Did You See That Hockey Game Last Night?

You're OK since you're a fella. Might be a little odd for a fella to be a Hello Kitty aficionado but at least you're not a hooker. You're not a gay hooker obsessed with Barney The Dinosaur, are you?

 

[RASQ]

You're not a gay hooker obsessed with Barney The Dinosaur, are you?

gosh, no. I chop wood, drink gasoline, make women cum with a mere whisper.

*proudly pulls out hello kitty key chain out of pocket

 

[GodsEmbryo]

 

[knowone]

Tera Patrick is a big collector of the stuff, has a whole room for her collection.

 

[Jack Davenport]

While technically they are not singing Hello Kitty, it sure sounds like it and now I may have to post this on the "What song is running through your head?" thread.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Today I was buying gas for my mower and a chick pulled up beside me in a Honda Accord with Hello Kitty seat covers. I immediately thought about Dino. She was kinda Asian looking.

 

[Rane1071]

gosh, no. I chop wood, drink gasoline, make women cum with a mere whisper.

*proudly pulls out hello kitty key chain out of pocket

:sing: "You're a lumberjack and you're Okay"

 

[Anonyne#017]

I prefer angry furry demon kitty (Colonel Meow), because stories always need some badass evil main villain...

...he looks little bit like baldy bob in that second picture thought.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

I prefer angry furry demon kitty (Colonel Meow), because stories always need some badass evil main villain...

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First time I heard of Colonel Meow. He looks pretty bas ass. And pissed.

 

[somedah]

The deal is that it is well branded cartoon image. Don't ask what it is, but I know that it isn't cat.

 

[Rey C.]

First time I heard of Colonel Meow. He looks pretty bas ass. And pissed.

He looks like he goes out late at night to find Rottweilers he can fuck up just for the fun of it. And once he's laid a Rott low, he bitch slaps a Pit Bull before going home. Seriously.