Have you found Jesus?

[PrimeGuy]

Wait a sec.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

That is funny. I was afraid there for a second this would go off on a blasphemous route I would not find funny. This worked!

Nice and tasteful :thumbsup:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Nice. When these people knock I usually strip down to my boxer briefs and grab a **** before I open the door. Then I start to ask about their faith while scratching my nuts. If they persist I'll start dirty dancing with them. It's a little off-putting but it makes for a good story.

 

[hillhopper]

Nice. When these people knock I usually strip down to my boxer briefs and grab a **** before I open the door. Then I start to ask about their faith while scratching my nuts. If they persist I'll start dirty dancing with them. It's a little off-putting but it makes for a good story.

And here I thought you were treating me special when I came over.....

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

And here I thought you were treating me special when I came over.....

What are you wearing?

 

[hillhopper]

What are you wearing?

Peanut butter...I was actually there to see your dog....

 

[StanScratch]

I keep my 1962 Topps Jesus Alou card handy for moments like these.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!

 

[feller469]

I didn't know he was lost. Is he doing that three-day weekend thing in the cave again? Did you check?

 

[Red Spyder]

I thought it was going to be like a "Where's Waldo?" book.... but this one called "Have You Found Jesus?" Yep, I found him, he's right next to the lamppost, right upper corner.

 

[PirateKing]

Wtf?! He's been hanging out at Jeff's house? He told me he's been too busy to chill with me.

 

[lioneye713]

He was boning Jesus

 

[Asianlov69]

I didn't know I was suppose to be looking for him...?