Have you ever.............

No.


Ever played Football Association?
 
Yes....in grad school, we took a tour of the county prison.....funny thing, I was wearing shorts, and they wouldn't let me tour like that.....so I had to wear a pair or prison issue pants to go on the tour with my class. Ha ha ha!



Ever been convicted of a misdemeanor or felony?
 
sort of, i had an infection they couldn't figure out the cause of, they figured it was a bug bite or a ingrown hair but since the treatment for such an infection was the same it really didn't matter

wished they'd devise a male underwear that didn't have flaws...boxer pinch (or for the saggy balled don't support), briefs make you feel like a 10 years old and slightly crushed, and boxer briefs swell out in the crotch giving the constant look of being semi-hard
 
Yes....at least a fence that I can remember right off. I was going out for a pass in football and kept running to make the catch and didn't see the fence until it was too late! ha ha ha!



Ever driven without having insurance?
 
Not fat at all.....never banged a fat chick....not my thing (banging fat chicks that is).



Ever eaten something in a supermarket without paying for it (not including free samples)?
 
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