Have you ever.............

nope

eaten a pussy until the girl reached orgasm
 
yes!

hit on a waitress and ended up fucking her the same day?
 
nope

felt like kicking one of your co-workers' ass
 
can't remember, but I probably did

shared a taxi with someone who doesn't shut the fuck up
 
haha...no

woke up and found a rat right next to you
 
***** are bad mmmkay

thought with amusement about how having a piece of paper (a degree) means people think you know what you're talking about while in reality you just as easily could have learned the same information on your own but would not be taken seriously
 
I did that twice. Had massive piece by piece downloaded material in the nineties etc, and hard drive space was tiny and very costly (You remember, like 2.1 GB for something around 200 dollars, crazy)

Did you ever pull a prank that went seriously wrong?
 
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