Have you ever.............

nope
Ever disappointed in the newly purchased hardware?
 
What's a charley *****? You should probably take that as a no btw.
Thought that fart-cutter was the perfect name for a thong?
 
i've always preferred butt floss

...gotten an ingrown hair that swelled up to the point you need antibiotics and then popped that fucker once the antibiotics started working
 
No...
Been so ***** you burped in a toilet stall, heard the echo and thought someone was burping back, then kept burping and giggling while ******* for a good 5 min while the sober barman who came in to relieve himself looked at you in disgust?
 
I **** my birthday. There's nothing to celebrate in being another year older, another year closer to death.
Have you ever eaten Olive Ciabatta? :yummie:
 
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