Have you ever.............

Lol, not quite.

But I remember making a fool of myself on Korean tv while a boy band was lip-syncing on a tv show and I was acting dumb and pretending to be a fan. Tok my shirt off and started grabbing the guys' legs and saying "YOU ROCK!!!"........they threw me out.

Ever done that?
LOL
 
Yes, it's called being in a relationship.

Have you ever smudged peanut butter on a friend's tent while camping on a site filled with raccoons? He he.
 
I love walking at night. But guys in cars keep stopping to try and pick me up...

Ever been walking to the train station (Cambridge) with a backpack on when you saw a group of 8 ***** lads ahead, so you crossed the road and put up ya hood to avoid them, only as you walk past to hear:
"Fucking hell, it's Darth Vader!"
"Fucking Pikey bastard!"
"Lets get him!"
8 against one - you brave boys. Not acting like ***** twats at all :rolleyes:

Ever wished guns were legal in your country?
 
No, I am not from the UK.

I live in a country where guns are legal and the VAST majority of those who have them use them for hunting or target practice and never ******* the law with them.

Have you ever crossed the freeway on foot?
 
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