Have you ever.............

Yup. And a big ass (like 6 feet fucking shat your wetsuit long) eel popped out and scared the balls off me! :eek:


Called a girl the wrong name during sex..... ..... .... AND GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT?!
 
I once got such a one walking through school that a girl walking ****** said:
"Wow, I know your in the final year now but THAT is ridiculous!"
Another girl used to pay me a quid a feel. I hated school.

Thought that the wrong grandparent died?
 
Yes! And I am in fact MORE than full enough of ****. Were I to be elected to a powerfull position my first move would have to be to eliminate certain witnesses to various acts, some of which are so sordid that... Well, that I can't tell you :)
 
Yes! I live in America, but I'm liking it less and less with each new retarded law they pass... I'd MUCH rather live in Britain or Japan... Even Ireland or Germany...


Wished that you were born in a different time?

:dunno:
 
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