No.
Taken a girl home ***** and when she refused your advances you ended up reaching for the claw hammer and hacking and cracking away and then whispering sorry to her and ****** and asking why she won't talk to me.
Enough with the silent treatment! Please! Forgive me! Say something?!
And then burst into floods of tears.
Actually, can I amend that so it reads:
Posted something disconcerting and false in this thread?