Have you ever.............

[mullet]

No.

... ever suggested to a girl that she should get bigger breasts?

 

[tanktopsrule]

Yes although i doubt my hands grabbing her tits and realising then commenting that they could be bigger went down very well.

... Ever grabbed a girls breast without them saying anything bad to you about it.

 

[mullet]

Yes.

... bought anything in a spam mail?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

.....defrauded a friend /

 

[mullet]

No.

... ever stolen something semi-valuable from your job?

 

[busenbust]

yep.

.....shot at a police officer ?

 

[mullet]

No.

Shot anyone?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

been on a manhunt ?

 

[mullet]

No.

hunted wild boar?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

.....been wanted by the FBI/

 

[mullet]

No (and not by the local variant either)

... had notices on your criminal record?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....worn the wrong clothes to work /

 

[mullet]

No.

Worn your (t)-shirt inside-out at work?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

...stopped eating for several days

 

[mullet]

No.

... been ***** for several days?

 

[weinermobile]

no

had fun for several days...

 

[mullet]

Yes.

... ever stayed home from work/school to have sex?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

...ever lost your wallet ?

 

[lurkingdirk]

No.

ever pooped in the woods?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Yep, whilst camping.

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?