Have you ever.............

Yes, bikini clad hotties covered in oil, how can you not get hard?

...let someone bury you up to your neck in sand?
 
Sort of. My ******* is a cop and he likes to give us field sobriety tests when we get really hammered. Other than that, nope.

... ever been handcuffed... by the police, you dirty dogs...
 
Yes

...been so ***** you have to have someone help you go to the bathroom.
 
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