Have you ever.............

[Ace Bandage]

Yes... MLB **** mug. You can probably guess which team.

... ever had a one night stand?

 

[Horny Devil]

Yes...I never felt so used

...called your partner by the wrong name while having sex?

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

Not during sex... during phone sex, yes. LOL

Ever been caught having sex in public?

 

[alexpnz]

no

......ever faked an orgasm to get it over with cause your partners ass smelled?

 

[lurkingdirk]

HA. no. step 1 - shower together first.

...watched a .GIF of a girl humping a wrestling rope for quite a long time?

 

[alexpnz]

Why would I do that?

......read a message board as a non-member?

 

[Horny Devil]

No

...watched a wrestling event live and in person?

 

[lurkingdirk]

no.

...Thought Canadian girls are hotter?

 

[Wixxxidone]

No

Ever made love to a sock?

 

[mullet]

No.

Ever made love to a vacuum cleaner?

 

[L3ggy]

You mean like Doofy in Scary Movie? No

Have you?

 

[welcome1_1985]

No

been arrested

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

Yep. A few times. lmao

Accidentally lit the filter/wrong end of a cigarette?

 

[deleted_user68bb0951bb84b]

yes and been scared of!

***** ***** on a beautiful green grass and then **** up suddenly by the irrigation sistem of a golf field?

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

Nope. No grass stains on my forehead.

Say some really messed up stuff in your ***** to a significant other, friend, or ****** memmber?

 

[mullet]

No (I mumble, grind teeth and snore but usually not talk for real).

... fallen ****** in a shop?

 

[Brynn VynDetta]

I fell ****** in school a few times.

Paid an ****** for sex? (BE Honest) hehe

 

[Wixxxidone]

No

have you ever had a naughty fantasy about the member above me?

 

[Horny Devil]

Not yet

...written a letter to Penthouse Forum?

 

[mullet]

No.

... been caught reading porn in class?