Have you ever.............

[Xombie3000]

Yep

Fallen ****** by accident at like 3pm and got up thinking it was early the next day and the sun just hasn't come up yet and realize it was only 8pm and the rest of your night is going to be screwed up cause you ***** so long?

 

[lurkingdirk]

yes.

pooped at your girlfriends house and immediately regretted it?

 

[Xombie3000]

Yes

Accidently tried to get in a car that wasn't yours?

 

[Horny Devil]

Yes

...wished Ann Angel would do hardcore?

 

[Xombie3000]

Only if I was the lucky dude

Lived in Hawaii?

 

[lurkingdirk]

briefly. yuck.


...surfed?

 

[Horny Devil]

yes

...had to be rescued by lifeguard?

Hey all

 

[lurkingdirk]

no.

...****** badly while swimming?

hey hornyD! having a good night?

 

[Horny Devil]

no

...bought a gift for someone and liked it so much that you kept it and didn't give it to them?

Not too bad LD, just watching Dolphins vs. Panthers. How's your night going?

 

[lurkingdirk]

yes! but I'm a jerk.

...tripped in public and tried to pretend you didn't?

I'm enjoying unranked Colorado beating up on 12th ranked Oklahoma st.! I love upsets, and this collge football season needs all the spicing up it can get...

 

[Horny Devil]

yes

...fallen off a bar stool?

I'm a fan of the upset too. I love USC getting beat up on this season

 

[Horny Devil]

I'll answer that...yes

...started a 2-stroke motor just to get a whiff of the exhaust?

 

[lurkingdirk]

No. But I like it.

...answered a question you asked?

 

[Horny Devil]

yes LOL

...had your credit card declined while out on a date?

Hey LD

 

[lurkingdirk]

no. thank goodness. that would suck Llama balls.

...been ***** back riding?

hey HornyD! good weekend?

 

[Horny Devil]

yes

...have you ever split your pants open and had nothing to cover up with?

Good weekend, about to make some dinner. How's your weekend?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Never split my pants at all!

...spilled food on your pants and not been able to change, so you had to wear them for some public function?

Great weekend. Spent the whole day cooking/eating with friends. Delicious and fun. You cooking big for Thanksgiving?

 

[Horny Devil]

No

...dated anyone 10 years older or younger than you?

No cooking for me, just going to my sis' and enjoying football and ******.

 

[Xombie3000]

Nope

Milked a cow?

 

[lurkingdirk]

yes.

Taken a day or more off of freeones just for a break?