Have you ever.............

[ChefChiTown]

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No.

...fallen ****** while watching TV, only to be woken up by that God damned "Emergency Broadcast System" buzzing noise?

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Hell yes, ain't that a bitch too? It's like having a heart ******

...wanted to break out and dance in public?

 

[BlueBalls]

Only when *****



......screamed like a little girl in front of a large group of people?

 

[Dawn]

No.


... locked yourself outside and been stuck for 10 or more hours?

 

[BlueBalls]

No, my house is easy to get back into, come over and rob me



......walked or run more than 10+ miles?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Yes, during baseball, but not all in one continous run.

...sucked a pair of balls?

 

[BlueBalls]

No, which is surprising :dunno:



......played pool for 6 hours straight?

 

[Dawn]

Yes.

... went to a girl you met for the first time and say "Hello, i love you" ?

 

[StormRuller]

NO!

... seen your ****** naked?

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Nope

...Seen yourself naked? :rofl2:

 

[Dawn]

No... :o (I'm blind!)


... seen someone naked by an hotel or house window?

 

[TunnelOfLove]

No.

...made break bigger than 20 points in snooker?

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes, but only once I was on a roll, but it hasnt happened since, I SUCK!!!



...seen a crocodile?

 

[Fresno]

yes, at the ***!

....had BlueBalls?

 

[Dawn]

Being hit by a baseball ball in the testicles count? Then... Yes!

...watched your girlfriend/wife shaving?

 

[BlueBalls]

No she's growing a beard




.......had sex in a McDonalds toilet?

 

[Dawn]

No.

... worked at McDonalds?

 

[BlueBalls]

No.



.......wanted to write a book?

 

[sandee's_fun]

Yes !

survived an emergency landing ?

 

[Dawn]

No.


... open something using your teeth?