Have you ever.............

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
No.

...eaten nothing but ramen noodles for 2 weeks straight?
 
Just a couple days ago, went down smoooooth!

......stood in line for hours just to get turned away as you are approaching the front?
 

Spleen

Banned?
Yeah. I got a few bruises, but the other guy ended up in hospital to get glass removed from his eye (No one fucks with my girlfriend).

...Taken a shit in front of someone?
 
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