Have you ever.............

[McNab]

Yep (and doing it now)

Have you ever seen a dildo and said "dear god, look at the size of that!"

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes



....been so angry all you could do was cry

 

[Fresno]

No


.....had you heart broken?

 

[slowhand]

Yes


Have you ever Had a very bad day?

 

[McNab]

Yes.

Have you ever had bizarre junk mail come through your door?

 

[slowhand]

Not really but someone else's mail.


Have you ever shake hands with someone famous?

 

[McNab]

No.

Have you ever joined an adult site, then cancelled it within a few hours?

 

[slowhand]

No


Have you ever crashed your car?

 

[McNab]

No.

Have you ever watched a film franchise and gotten increasingly confused by each film?

 

[Fresno]

No.


.....seen a porn movie and not been turned on.

 

[slowhand]

Yes


Have you ever seen a UFO?

 

[McNab]

Yes.

Have you ever walked through a blizzard?

 

[slowhand]

nope.


Have you ever been in a bar fight?

 

[McNab]

No.

Have you ever seen Sally selling seashells down by the sea shore?

 

[slowhand]

Nope lol.



Have you ever got you finger slammed in a car door?

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes



Have you ever fallen in love with a transexual

 

[xX-Joanne-Xx]

Nope ;O

Have you ever lost your car keys?

 

[BlueBalls]

No, dont have a car.



....fallen over in front of a large group of people. And they all laughed

 

[slowhand]

Maybe once lol.


Have you ever stump your toe real bad?

 

[member006]

Yes, very bad. A fracture.

Do you ever ***?