Have you ever.............

[BlueBalls]

Yes.


. . . seen - up close - an animal give birth?

 

[lurkingdirk]

yes.

...been shoulder deep in a cow, helping her give birth?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Nope.

Been shoulder deep giving a human female a helping arm to give birth? :tongue:

 

[HeartBroker]

Gack, no!

...lied just to impress a girl?

 

[Horny Devil]

Of course.

...driven the wrong way on a one way street?

 

[Korastiz]

Ya, downtown where I live its all one ways, and the first time I drove there it was an adventure.
..gotten a speeding ticket and talked your way out of it?

 

[lurkingdirk]

yes, though i couldn't sit for a week. :eek:

...had a "wardrobe malfunction" and accidentally revealed parts of you you intended to keep hidden?

 

[Shifty]

Actually, yes but it worked out quite well .

... ever been kicked in the nuts?

 

[Horny Devil]

It was an accident but yes

...been looking at porn and thought, "I could run my own adult website"?

 

[Korastiz]

Yea I've thought about it... just where to find the girls willing to do it?
...brought a girl back to your place you just met and convinced her to let you film her?

 

[lurkingdirk]

yup. though mostly pictures.

...saluted the queen while having a piss in the head?

 

[Audrey]

no and I have no clue what that means!
ever jumped into a river with your clothes on?

 

[Korastiz]

Nope... I think I have in a lake though.
...ever jumped in a river with ALL your clothes off?

 

[STDiva]

Yes. tehe.

...ever drove drunk?

 

[Audrey]

tipsy, yes
ever pass out in the back of your car?

 

[getoff91]

only someone else's

ever fuck someone you never thought you would because you were drunk?

 

[lurkingdirk]

nope.

...thought you were smarter than the people on jeopardy?

 

[Shifty]

oh yeah.

... ever walked into a smelly elevator, then had someone enter on another floor and think it was you?

 

[Audrey]

no, thank goodness!
ever blow/get blown in a elevator?

 

[mentalman]

Nope.
ever stuck any fruit up your ass????