Have you ever.............

[slowhand]

nope


Have you ever been to the north pole?

 

[free4440273]

Nope!

Have you ever had a tree fall on you.

 

[slowhand]

no


Have you ever jumped in a big pile of leaves?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Oh, hell yeah.

Have you ever gone more than a week without washing dishes?

 

[free4440273]

Nope! :eek:

Have you ever got into really really bad debt.

 

[dick van cock]

Yes. (on the brink of eviction)

Have you ever been photographed nude?

 

[free4440273]

Nope!!

Have you ever spent an entire day going round in circles (literally or metaphorically).

 

[slowhand]

Yep


Have you ever went swimming in the ocean?

 

[free4440273]

Yes!!

Have you ever snorted *******.

 

[slowhand]

nope


Have you ever had a bunch of bee's sting you?

 

[dick van cock]

Not bees, but bi's :eek:

I was too swift... hew:




Have you ever eaten insects?

 

[free4440273]

Nope! Wasps YES!

have you ever felt really really paranoid - even for a day.

 

[dick van cock]

Yes, the day they ****** Allende... ("they're after me, too" --- bad dope it was... )

Have you ever been urinated on?

 

[free4440273]

Nope!!

Have you ever had a bottle smashed over your head.

 

[slowhand]

Yes


Have you ever had a tree hit your home?

 

[free4440273]

Yes!

Have you ever starved yourself of food/water for more than a day.

 

[dick van cock]

Just a day? Are you kidding me? :1orglaugh´Poverty teaches you things... flylicker


Have you ever received an award?








(^^^^"Awards are like hemmorhoids - Sooner or later every asshole gets 'em! ")

Billy Wilder)

 

[Feindflug]

YEah for Best Songwriting in Underground Music

 

[free4440273]

Nope.

Have you ever shot yourself in the foot (metaphorically or otherwise).

 

[D-rock]

No

Have you ever wrestled a crocodile?