Have you ever.............

Nope, but I did run over a rabbit!

Been caught havin a wank?
 
Yeah, when that guy was in my house and stood right behind me when I was brushing my teeth. Scared the crap out of me ..... literally, lucky I was in the bathroom, huh? When I finally came around he was gone :dunno:. He seem's to have made himself some toast and then went.

He never came back either, which is a shame. :bawling:

...... fallen over infront of a large group of people, who then proceded to laugh uproariously at you?
 
its amazing that this thread is till going on....
no. but i almost dropped my bike today in front of multiple jailbaits.
have you ever wondered wha your life would be like without your "vices"? who would you be?
 
Nope..

Have you ever got something you wished for and found out it wasn't as great as you thought?
 
No im too young for dying my hair.

Stepped in dog shit, slipped over,done a somersault,landed on your back while the dog poo shoe fell off & is heading towards your face?
 
Yup.


Ever wonder if your best friend knows something that they aren't sharing?
 

Wainkerr99

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Oh yes. Fortunately Coke was right there. Coca Cola for the one track minded. Except the last time I had to rely on water. Now, I ask, and sniff. In South Africa there is a sauce called "Fokkit." Guess why.

Ever spent a day or three completely naked?
 
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