Have you ever taken a shit so good you questioned your sexuality?
- Thread starter Jack Davenport
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Ever felt like you were going to pass out when taking a big dump?
Blasphemy!
Well, I was going to tell people you preferred Dorothy Sayers, but I didn't want to reveal that.
PirateKing
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I love this thread. Ever take a big dump and then feel like you can do anything? Shit really holds you back.
No, but this threat title did make me laugh...
i took a dump so big once that it broke the water line in the bowl.
but i was still firm in my manliness
but i was still firm in my manliness
PirateKing
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Sometimes I stare with infatuation at the turd that I birthed before flushing it. Sometimes its hours and I lose track of the time. I even pleasure myself while looking at it, then I shoot my load into the toilet and watch my ejaculate intertwine with it.
After that I take a piss and wait for it all to stew, then document it. Don't judge me.
After that I take a piss and wait for it all to stew, then document it. Don't judge me.
I've had enough of this shit, I'm outta here :wave2:
