That's what I thought back when I was a stupid teenager. I have a slightly different perspective on it now.
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Have You Ever Stolen Anything?
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That's what I thought back when I was a stupid teenager. I have a slightly different perspective on it now.
broderic_randal
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narks
If you get a STD but you can't afford the treatment for the cure, then you don't need it?
thanksimout
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I stole some integrity, values, honesty and respect but have seemed to misplaced all of them.
Yep. I was kind of a bad kid. Let's see......
- porn mags from the BX on base
- candy
- beer
- various food stuffs
- fruit, while tripping HARD on LSD one night........it was definitely the thing to do
- beer
- money (not proud of any of these, but especially this one)
- did I mention beer?
- porn mags from the BX on base
- candy
- beer
- various food stuffs
- fruit, while tripping HARD on LSD one night........it was definitely the thing to do
- beer
- money (not proud of any of these, but especially this one)
- did I mention beer?
thanksimout
Loves the double vag
When I was a younger man in search of spiritual enlightenment I spent a summer studying with the Buddhist monks.
There was one particular monk I admired very much as he seemed to have everything I longed for, peace, serenity, oneness with the universe.
I watched him for two months but couldn't figure out his secret. During one of the meditation sessions I pretended to go use the toilet but actually crept into his room to see if I could learn anything.
The room was completely empty except for the cot he slept on. I looked under the cot and found a small wooden box with a scrap of paper inside. The paper had only one word written on it... " honesty".
Hearing the end of the meditation session I stashed the paper into the folds of my robe and took it with me and rejoined the group at the end of the session.
After dinner I was sitting on the western edge of the property watching the sunset and contemplating what I had taken and it's meaning.
The monk I admired approached me and said, " I think you have stolen my honesty."
"Yes I have but in exchange for this..." and I handed him a similar piece of paper with only one word, " irony " It seems you need this more than I do I said to the monk and left the Buddhist temple enlightened.
There was one particular monk I admired very much as he seemed to have everything I longed for, peace, serenity, oneness with the universe.
I watched him for two months but couldn't figure out his secret. During one of the meditation sessions I pretended to go use the toilet but actually crept into his room to see if I could learn anything.
The room was completely empty except for the cot he slept on. I looked under the cot and found a small wooden box with a scrap of paper inside. The paper had only one word written on it... " honesty".
Hearing the end of the meditation session I stashed the paper into the folds of my robe and took it with me and rejoined the group at the end of the session.
After dinner I was sitting on the western edge of the property watching the sunset and contemplating what I had taken and it's meaning.
The monk I admired approached me and said, " I think you have stolen my honesty."
"Yes I have but in exchange for this..." and I handed him a similar piece of paper with only one word, " irony " It seems you need this more than I do I said to the monk and left the Buddhist temple enlightened.
thanksimout
Loves the double vag
I stopped by the "Moral Majority" and stole a whole truck load of hypocrisy, it turns out they are neither moral nor a majority.
That's it for today fans of the double vag, I'm off to see if I can steal some government bail out money, wish me luck.
That's it for today fans of the double vag, I'm off to see if I can steal some government bail out money, wish me luck.
I've been known to steal other women's men.
Not on purpose or anything, but still...
Not on purpose or anything, but still...
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
Sure, that's what they all say!!
i stole gum but thats about it
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
I can picture the whips, chains, etc., and all the S+M toys down there, and that's not counting what other things are in that basement of horrors!
I went to a party once and stole beer and then left and had my own party. Not very cool, I don't know what I was thinking.
I used to steal food all the time from stores because I didn't have any money. When I was 21 I got busted for shoplifting for stealing an anti-septic to put on a wound that I thought was getting infected. The item cost like 4 bucks and I had to pay like 300 dollars in fines and court costs. I never really stole anything after that because I can afford tickets less than I can afford everything else that I can't afford.
I used to steal food all the time from stores because I didn't have any money. When I was 21 I got busted for shoplifting for stealing an anti-septic to put on a wound that I thought was getting infected. The item cost like 4 bucks and I had to pay like 300 dollars in fines and court costs. I never really stole anything after that because I can afford tickets less than I can afford everything else that I can't afford.
I can picture the whips, chains, etc., and all the S+M toys down there, and that's not counting what other things are in that basement of horrors!
Chef told you, didn't me?
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
I stole matchbox cars from k-mart when I was a kid. Porn from a storage unit when I was a teen. Along with beer from a friends dad.
I'd LOVE to rob a bank and get away with it. I've always wondered if there were any possible way to get away alive robbing fort knox. THATS the big pay day right there :nanner: You just gotta be willing to die for the loot.
METAL HEAD
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nope
i took some gum and candy and such as a little kid. when i used to be a stoner i took lighters sometimes not so much cuz i wanted to as i was hella high but possesion is 9/10s of the law so i stole
I see that possibly some of you boys have stolen thing that are worthwhile and some are mostly just petty. I am definitely not going to be as lame as the other girl on this thread and match some of you guys. Yes I have stolen something to be exact 6 cars and I am not talking Hot-Wheels.
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