Have you ever measured your penis?
- Thread starter Petra
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He's right. I'm 21 and I have measured my penis with a ruler.
Petra
Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Everyone does it.
Do you girls measure your boobs?
Well, we kind of have to in order to be fitted with a bra.
I've done it several times in the past, but stopped when I ceased to be a virgin. I genuinely stopped caring after that.
PirateKing
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Have you measured yours?
Petra
Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
I guarentee my e-penis is much bigger than your real one. :2 cents:
PirateKing
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As someone who's been slapped into the red infinity by that huge thing, I'll take that as a compliment.
Not only have I measured my own, I've measured the penises of thousands of men across the country. I have someone developing an app that keeps records of city averages, longest, thickest, etc. It's called A Woman's Vacation Planner. It should be available in the Android Market before Christmas.
Petra
Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Aha, nice try Petra.
... Why don't you just come out and ask me how big it is?
Because I've already seen how microscopic it is in those photos you sent me last month.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Well, we have to measure it in order to be fitted for a condom :dunno:
I measured my penis to fit in my underwear.
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