Have you ever measured your penis?

[Petra]

My husband claims that every guy has actually taken either a measuring tape or stick and measured their member and any guy who claims otherwise is lying. So, have you measured your penis or is he just full of shit like usual?

 

[grower_boy]

He's right. I'm 21 and I have measured my penis with a ruler.

 

[BigSwede]

Everyone does it.
Do you girls measure your boobs?

 

[squallumz]

i havent, but im somewhat curious whats going on down there.

first problem: who the hell owns a ruler?

 

[Petra]

Everyone does it.
Do you girls measure your boobs?

Well, we kind of have to in order to be fitted with a bra.

 

[Jobwell Dunn]

I've done it several times in the past, but stopped when I ceased to be a virgin. I genuinely stopped caring after that.

 

[squallumz]

now, on to the exangerated measurements!

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

My husband claims that every guy has actually taken either a measuring tape or stick and measured their member and any guy who claims otherwise is lying. So, have you measured your penis or is he just full of shit like usual?

I'll tell if you tell

 

[L3ggy]

I haven't.

 

[PirateKing]

Have you measured yours?

 

[Petra]

Have you measured yours?

I guarentee my e-penis is much bigger than your real one. :2 cents:

 

[PirateKing]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6781701, member: 114093"]I guarentee my e-penis is much bigger than your real one. :2 cents:

As someone who's been slapped into the red infinity by that huge thing, I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[STDiva]

Not only have I measured my own, I've measured the penises of thousands of men across the country. I have someone developing an app that keeps records of city averages, longest, thickest, etc. It's called A Woman's Vacation Planner. It should be available in the Android Market before Christmas.

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6781701, member: 114093"]I guarentee my e-penis is much bigger than your real one. :2 cents:

 

[Johan]

Yes, it's like masturbation : everybody does it

length : 14cm
circumference : 16cm

 

[Shifty]

Aha, nice try Petra.

... Why don't you just come out and ask me how big it is?

 

[Petra]

Aha, nice try Petra.

... Why don't you just come out and ask me how big it is?

Because I've already seen how microscopic it is in those photos you sent me last month.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Wow Pet. Just wow.

Well, we kind of have to in order to be fitted with a bra.

So you have an excuse for everything huh?

 

[Red Spyder]

Well, we have to measure it in order to be fitted for a condom :dunno:

 

[BigSwede]

Well, we kind of have to in order to be fitted with a bra.

I measured my penis to fit in my underwear.