Have you ever masturbated in public?

No. But one time I was at home in a small apartment with thin walls close to many others. So to be polite and not disturb people I was using headphones. Good enough. Headphones on - began watching porn. Volume was low so I turned it up. Better but still a little low. So I tuned it up some more - ahhh perfect. Watch for about 30 minutes more then remove headphones. Ooops :o - headphone cord had pulled out of jack! Porn blaring like a rock concert.
I hope everyone enjoyed it. :D
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Closest I ever got was in a stall in the latrine when my unit went to the Big Island of Hawaii for training.
 
Couple of times. First time, I was out for a run during college on a super hot, fall day with a female running buddy of mine from the cross country team and got super horny. I mean, it was late September in New Brunswick, really warm and nice, I was 19, she was, well, cute but not really doable cause she was, well, really skinny. But I was totally horny. We made it to the edge of town, ran up this big hill and I stopped at this cemetary and scooted over the the far end and told her I just had to beat off and relieve some pressure. Really, I was running with an erection and I was gonna burst. I kicked off the shoes, dropped shorts and shirt and settled down on the grass next to a headstone and started wanking. Holy fuck it felt good! I was never so horny in my life. And, I didn't care if she stayed or ran away...but she stayed, joined in..two of us buck naked, looking over the town, warm sunny day, masturbating like mad watching each other. I came first, fucking huge. Best orgasm I EVER had. We never screwed, don't know why, but we did whack off together a bunch of times during college.

Next time, 13 or so years later, was driving back from vacation with the wife and was a tad hung over and sleep deprived and hadn't had any poon for a couple of days since we were with a big crowd. Had a lot of buildup. Got the urge to toss while the wife was driving down the TCH at 60miles an hour. Dropped my pants and started pulling. Wife was shocked. Felt really, really, really good. Nearly splattered all over the windshield. Nobody driving past noticed, I don't think. 2nd best orgasm of my life.
 

jdm1943

Banned
you guys are fucking sick, i was just kidding. haha. If i actually saw a milf with g cups i would go talk to her, not masturbate in the corner. fuckin freaks. But, to each his own, i guess.

especially at church!!! you should go to a sex-a-holic meeting
 
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No I've never masturbated in public!
 
When I was about 14 I used to have this porn stash I kept in the woods. I masturbated there a few times.
 
there was one time where this MILF straight up came up to me when i was camping with my family (they went down to the lake and i was getting ready to go join them), i was like 17 lol, and this MILF came up with a low cut shirt on, and was embarrassed she said to ask me, but she was kind of horny and wanted to fool around with me. so we went in the trailor, i didn't do her cause i was afraid of getting diseases (i was a paranoid 17 yr old at the time), i fingered her a bit and then just jerked it straddling her chest and cummed on her huge tits. so, i guess that counts as "public".
 

dave_rhino

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When I was about 14 I used to have this porn stash I kept in the woods. I masturbated there a few times.

I remember when I was a kid I found a huge stash of old skool porn scattered around in the woods. I thought to myself "What kind of twisted individual brings porn into the woods?"

My question has been answered. :1orglaugh
 
I haven't masturbated in public although I almost did a few times but I didn't want to get caught, my girlfriend did though.
 
on the train with a coat over my lap and in my car. the train was the best, i had a pair of my (now ex) gf's panties with me and i nutted in them
 
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