Has your Girlfriend ever said your Dick is smaller than her ex?

[CurtJa]

Yes, but only as constructive criticism so that on the next physical incarnation I remember to select a size up or two. It's quite helpful, really...

I'm with the people who say (paraphrasing) "why the fuck are you and your gf talking about her ex's cock?"

If she brings it up unprovoked, she should be kicked the curb. If you're insecure enough to ask her about it, I hope she tells you he had a bigger cock AND was a better lover too.

 

[raven_azrael]

I was never told that, but according to a conversation I deduced it was; however, I at least I am happy that my cock is fatter and i have been told that by all the girls i have fucked. Some say i am big, but the width cant be denied...
As vengeance I fucked her like a porn movie, with no remorse...

 

[pinkprincess]

:yesyes: :love-smi: :banger:

Lol! Musicians have magic in their fingers. They can normally get a tune out of me anyway.

Oooh ahh, just a little bit
ooh ahh, a little bit more!

x

 

[CunningStunts]

One, she mentioned a guy she dated in college that apparently was hung like a pony... she joked that she couldn't enjoy sex with the dude he was so big. Other than that, nope... thank God.

 

[dbradford8589]

Fortunately I have never had anyone say that to me.

 

[winsomelosesome]

They always say that to the ones that follow...

 

[Hot Mega]

Just thinking of how the reverse would be... As in how I would end up talking to my g/f about how big my ex's tits were or how tight her pussy was... I can't imagine a circumstance where I could remotely make that conversation...or want to.

I guess that goes equally for the likelihood some chick I was with would find cause to mention her former slappy's dong to me....:dunno:

 

[tartanterrier]

Yes.But for me thats when she's hinting to me that she wants something
kinky :nanner: So I'm happy enough for her to say it

 

[NapoleonDnmt]

Kind of makes me wish I was mega rich then LOL.

LOADS OF MONEY!!!!!!! :nanner:

Unfortunately I am neither rich nor poor. Sort of inbetween. Maybe that's for the best.

Like George Carlin said, " You're either Rich, or Poor"

 

[zdenka]

she joked that she couldn't enjoy sex with the dude he was so big.

Do you think it's possible that she may actually have enjoyed it, but didn't want to admit it as to hurt your feelings. I've seen a lot of porn, which is an understatement (got 5.5Tb), and I've never seen any women...even very petite ones who couldn't take a huge Penis.

 

[zdenka]

I guess that goes equally for the likelihood some chick I was with would find cause to mention her former slappy's dong to me....:dunno:

I can imagine a scenario where a guy who is supremely confident in his size would then proceed to ask his girlfriend about her ex, thinking he would be bigger than him for sure. Then he is shocked to find out her gf is a totally honest girl when she says 'uh..sorry hunny, but my ex was slightly bigger/thicker' but I LOVE YOU!. :surprise:

 

[PirateKing]

There's about a 16% probability that the previous bf had a bigger penis than mine.
About a 6% probability that it was the same size
And there's a 77.98% probability that it was smaller than mine.
And a .02% probability that he had no penis

I'm content with that.

 

[LukeEl]

Bah girls always tell me that my dick is much colder than their ex's.

 

[idkitir]

Not quite the same but had a girls ex try to start some junk asking how I liked the used stuff. Told him after I got past the first 2 inches it was like it had never been touched.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

There is no more appropriate place to post this, so here goes:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

She might, but I usually try and shut her up before any words come out.

Her name is Jennifer Lopez, and she likes tacos and burritos.

 

[Hot Mega]

I can imagine a scenario where a guy who is supremely confident in his size would then proceed to ask his girlfriend about her ex, thinking he would be bigger than him for sure. Then he is shocked to find out her gf is a totally honest girl when she says 'uh..sorry hunny, but my ex was slightly bigger/thicker' but I LOVE YOU!. :surprise:

Meh...sounds more like a joke or tale chicks would tell amongst themselves than something that would happen in practice. I believe as far as some immature guy would go is to start nagging a chick about whether he was better than her ex. In most cases the chick would just lie if he wasn't and only would tell the truth otherwise if he had some reason to keep pestering her about it or she didn't give a shit and was about to dump him anyway.

I suppose anything is possible and women are probably different from men on some of this stuff but what is the likelihood some chick would be asking her b/f about his ex's snatch or boobs?:dunno:

 

[Supafly]

On a second thought... it would surprise me if her ex was NOT bigger then my penis

I mean, I never saw a grown man shorter than 1 foot :dunno:

 

[izabelplayer]

nope but that would piss me off. I would dump her right then and there for saying that.

 

[Facetious]

What is a clitoris?

This might help. :clap: