Has this ever happened to you? ...

[hillhopper]

...You are browsing along trying to find specific angles in photos of scantily clad women for contributions to the OTH thread and you keep seeing the most annoying thing....EVER! An otherwise perfectly great picture,....ruined...not by a photo-bomber,....ruined...not by a thumb or finger in the picture,....ruined....not by a ****** accidentally in the frame....but a picture ruined.... by a wardrobe malfunction. Yes, a wardrobe malfunction.
A sometimes gleaming white or contrasting black or primary color; a beacon of irreverence, a nonchalance to the effect that forgetting this thing, this item, this aberration will have on the overall enjoyment and pleasure of a normally otherwise great picture of porn. It draws the eye away from what should be the subject of the photo and thrusts itself upon the viewer like a red stain. Just like buying a new car and suddenly realizing EVERYBODY is driving the same car...I can't stop seeing it...It's like a song you can't get out of your head and I have to share, I have to know that others might be as frustrated as myself by this persistent lack of care for details. I have to know that others are experiencing the same dissonance in their head too. You want to 'see' the picture but it's ruined...by a wardrobe malfunction!
And now.....I present....Your label is showing! (and its kinda ruining the photo).

 

[lurkingdirk]

your threads are awesome. I'll post some here I promise, cause I've seen that before.

Why do underwear manufacturers not put the tag at the side, away from all the good bits?

 

[hillhopper]

Labels in front? WTF? Can't we ban together and fight this problem? Ladies: cut label before shooting your porn, you know what's the front and what's the back...Come on...cut those tags!

 

[L3ggy]

Also look at the eyes, she's EVIL!!!!!!

Of the first picture.

 

[hillhopper]

Tags under the camis.....

 

[hillhopper]

Also look at the eyes, she's EVIL!!!!!!

Of the first picture.

She probably is!

 

[hillhopper]

Slipping from under the bras....oh, the humanity!

 

[hillhopper]

It makes it so I can't focus!

 

[Ember Reigns]

I always remove my tags from my stuff when I get them home. Not only is it bad for pics, but worst if someone sees it in person while you are out!!!!!

 

[hillhopper]

I always remove my tags from my stuff when I get them home. Not only is it bad for pics, but worst if someone sees it in person while you are out!!!!!

Thank you Ember, for making wardrobe malfunctions purely about accidental exposure of nipples and breasts or a whale tail that some one wants to see! Ember gets my vote for Miss Freeones!

 

[BlueBalls]

You know if you hadn't pointed it out. I wouldn't have noticed.... :dunno:

There are far more interesting things to look at, like (1st picture) that metal thing hanging on the wall with what looks like a wooden block, what is that? Hmmmmm...

 

[hillhopper]

You know if you hadn't pointed it out. I wouldn't have noticed.... :dunno:

There are far more interesting things to look at, like (1st picture) that metal thing hanging on the wall with what looks like a wooden block, what is that? Hmmmmm...

I'm hoping the sarcasm is coming through...Ember is right, photos with out this certain element would be better and having tags hanging out in public is embarrassing, but most of these are clearly not that ruined...right?

 

[hillhopper]

The double offense!

 

[BlueBalls]

I'm hoping the sarcasm is coming through...Ember is right, photos with out this certain element would be better and having tags hanging out in public is embarrassing, but most of these are clearly not that ruined...right?

It is and I guess mine is not. Oh well...

:hatsoff:

 

[hillhopper]

It is and I guess mine is not. Oh well...

:hatsoff:

No your posts are always sarcastic....I got it! LOL!

 

[L3ggy]

You do know that you can only post one attached image per thread right?

Other can be links

 

[BlueBalls]

No your posts are always sarcastic....I got it! LOL!

Ah well then, ones brain must be weak this evening.

Apologies :anonymous

 

[Ember Reigns]

THX HILLHOPPER!!!!! I appreciate it!!! I have to ask though...maybe it is the blonde hair...but why do they even put tags on things at all? Was there a reason for it at one time?

Thank you Ember, for making wardrobe malfunctions purely about accidental exposure of nipples and breasts or a whale tail that some one wants to see! Ember gets my vote for Miss Freeones!

 

[doppelganger]

In regards to that first picture, that spot on her left foot bothers me about 100 times more than the tags. What is it? A spec of debris? A wart?
Now that I think of it, dirty feet kind of bother me in general. I actually notice this in porn from time to time. What's the opposite of a fetish? That's what I think I have for dirty feet.

Mop/vacuum the fucking floors, people!

 

[tittenman]

Cant say that has ever happend to me, but then I dont really wear womens underwear so perhaps thats why.