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has any one evr falet

turtle825

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
epic mega fucking face palm

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alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
You need to learn how to spell. Fucking immediately. I'm not even trying to make fun of you. How the fuck are we supposed to get felt from falet? You see those red dots under the words every single time you fucking post? That means the word is spelled wrong. Right click it. It brings up a spell check menu. These are words the computer thinks you are trying to spell. Now type falet again. Right click it. Felt doesn't fucking come up. Kill yourself!

moar liek fallhell check amirite? :D
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I've gotten beyond the stage of being pissed off at his incomprehensible posts and now just feel sorry for him *big hugs for fallhell*.

So form nwo on im gnona be typign all my posst liek his!
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Leggo my eggo, filet my menion, beans don't burn on the grill, you say potato I say spud, look at me I am riding a furry tractor. Aside from that I like boobies.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Oh That was definitely sweet of you.*opens mouth and waits for my prize*

*pops a pineapple chunk in*
Freshly cut that. Thirsty? Want something to drink? ;)
*Takes a hammer and screwdriver and uses the hammer to bash the screwdriver into the coconut, making a hole.... then places a straw in the hole and hands you the coconut*
 
Have I ever farted? Why, yes, I have. As a matter of fact, I'm sitting on the shitter as I type this. :thumbsup:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
*pops a pineapple chunk in*
Freshly cut that. Thirsty? Want something to drink? ;)
*Takes a hammer and screwdriver and uses the hammer to bash the screwdriver into the coconut, making a hole.... then places a straw in the hole and hands you the coconut*

Cool your my Cabana Man now. MMMMMM All that's left for you to do is rub me down in oil.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Cool your my Cabana Man now. MMMMMM All that's left for you to do is rub me down in oil.

How can I rub you down in oil? The pineapple chunks only came with syrup...

...You know you can give a massage with cooking oil? Unfortunately the recipient may feel like they're being baisted.
 
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