Harley Spencer's Free Membership Contest!

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Aw, I'm sorry Happy. I have no banner skills either, I've tried multiple times and a few different banner generators, and for the life of me I can't figure out how to size the pictures to make them not stretch out all goofy and stuff.

Well, the custom photo set would have been nice, but they're no way I'm winning that with my digital art skills (or lack thereof). I can barely do anything in MSPaint so... not gonna happen.

Oh well, maybe another contest some other time. :dunno:

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

As an existing member, I strongly recommend Ms Spencer's site to anyone who likes beautiful ladies. The contest is well worth a crack for free gawping! :drool2:

MERRY CHRISTMAS Miss Harley, and all Harley fans!

 

[Harley Spencer]

Yeah, making siggys isn't really that hard. I just learned by playing around in Adobe Fireworks and Photoshop. It's not like it takes any advanced training/skills or anything...

The only thing I don't know how to do is resize the pictures to fit the banner. They always either come out itsy bitsy or stretched out and distorted.

As an existing member, I strongly recommend Ms Spencer's site to anyone who likes beautiful ladies. The contest is well worth a crack for free gawping! :drool2:

MERRY CHRISTMAS Miss Harley, and all Harley fans!

Thanks Stiffy And Merry Christmas to you too.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Yeah, making siggys isn't really that hard. I just learned by playing around in Adobe Fireworks and Photoshop. It's not like it takes any advanced training/skills or anything...

Well photoshop and fireworks cost around a couple hundred bucks each!

 

[Ace Bandage]

The only thing I don't know how to do is resize the pictures to fit the banner. They always either come out itsy bitsy or stretched out and distorted.

They key to resizing the picture without distorting it is to reduce the horizontal and vertical by the same percentage. Most programs have an option to constrain proportions when you re-size. If you're only changing the width or the height and not the other, that will make the picture distorted.

Well photoshop and fireworks cost around a couple hundred bucks each!

I have the Adobe Creative Suite 5... didn't pay for any of it.

Get on my level. :tongue:

 

[Roald]

Nom nom nom, Harley.....

 

[dpantski]

Hmm for contest one its kinda tricky to guess, hmmm I'm going to go with 9600 pics.

As for contest 2 I think I'll pass. Unless you want stick figures drawn in MSPaint heh.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Nom nom nom, Harley.....

Roald, you want to take a guess or maybe make a banner? Then you could win a free membership and have even more stuff to nom over! There's no limit to who can participate.

Hmm for contest one its kinda tricky to guess, hmmm I'm going to go with 9600 pics.

As for contest 2 I think I'll pass. Unless you want stick figures drawn in MSPaint heh.

That's not too bad of a guess You might be surprised.

And now, here's some more pics! Maybe someone will want to use them to make a banner? Otherwise, just some eye candy for you

 

[Petra]

Get Squallumz to make you a banner. As you can see with mine, he's all pro. LOL

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Get Squallumz to make you a banner. As you can see with mine, he's all pro. LOL

Huh, that particular banner is pretty truthful too. I didn't vote for you and... well Hell, look at what's happened to my rep! :eek: I was over 5,000 and going strong!

 

[Petra]

Huh, that particular banner is pretty truthful too. I didn't vote for you and... well Hell, look at what's happened to my rep! :eek: I was over 5,000 and going strong!

Hush or you'll join the red rep club.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Wait, when did this Asshat of the Year contest go on? How'd I miss that?

 

[vanlee1]

Wait, when did this Asshat of the Year contest go on? How'd I miss that?

It just started on 12/15, here is the thread link:
Premium Link Upgrade !

 

[lurkingdirk]

It's going on now

Premium Link Upgrade !

Get your vote in! Tell your friends!

 

[eric2136]

OK i'll play the first part and guess 12,386 pictures…Hook me up mami ! & Happy Holidays !..

 

[squallumz]

Hush or you'll join the red rep club.

its a club of ****. not only am i a member, i'm -999999999967098753 points deep into it.

 

[too fast]

After a little research(I need some cum for later) I'm thinking 8521
as for contest #2, I can't make a banner to save my life

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I have the Adobe Creative Suite 5... didn't pay for any of it.

Get on my level. :tongue:

As I've figured.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I lack the skills to make a signature worthy of Harley, so I messaged Happy asking him to tell me how many pictures were on Harley's site (I figured he'd know). He told me the number's between 1 and 10,000,000. I also asked him how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. He gave the same answer.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I lack the skills to make a signature worthy of Harley, so I messaged Happy asking him to tell me how many pictures were on Harley's site (I figured he'd know). He told me the number's between 1 and 10,000,000. I also asked him how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. He gave the same answer.

lol he would be correct.