Ok, let's get this straight - it's not ****, or at least it's not supposed to be. Wanna be sure? Suck it out of her when it's happening. Does it taste like ****? It *might* be salty, but **** tastes like it smells. It might have a taint, because it's coming through the same pipes, but when that white stuff jumps out of your dick, is that ****? Better not be, else it's time to see a doc. So no, it's not ****.
This is why, of all the things to bring to bed, I always bring a big fat terrycloth towel to stick under her butt (because I AM going to eat her pussy, she IS going to cum hard, and the big wet rotting spot in the mattress ruins it).
Now, I realize that the above suggestion requires actually having sex, and with a female that you'd be willing to do such a thing with. If nothing else, it's something to aspire to.
If your mouth gets full just let it pour out and suck more out of her, the warm stuff flowing down will probably add to her experience. By this time her brain may have fallen out, but don't stop. You'll know when it stops squirting, but even then... If you see her soul actually leave her body and thrash around above her it's probably time to taper off. Also, if she feebly attempts to push your head away from her crotch and tries to cross her legs to get you away (or claws at your eyes), accompanied by something that sounds kinda like "stop!" or "AH!", that usually means it's time to back off. Some can do multiples, some get supersensitized and can't stand it. If she's grinding her hips into your face, don't stop even if your teeth are coming through your lip (you'll heal, but that orgasm will be *forever*).
Some will try to get you away if they feel it coming, afraid they're going to pee. Tell them to relax and let it go, if it *is* **** you can go rinse out your mouth afterward (get over it, sex IS dirty if you do it right). Chances are that those ones have never actually done that before, and may completely lose their minds for a little while. This is a good thing, though they may fall madly in love with you for pulling their most powerful orgasm ever. Go ahead and do it again a few times, because most guys are idiots when it comes to pussy. You can explain later, including to her next boyfriend if necessary - it's the gentlemanly thing to do.
Take a moment to calmly dry your face with the trailing end of the towel, wipe a hand across her now soaked pussy (watch her jump), lube penis and insert. This is the PERFECT time to fuck her, not just because she's extremely sensitive now, but because you've already hit the mark with fireworks and everything you can generally relax about the quality of your further performance. Small dick, twenty-second-pop, she won't be *that* disappointed. However, if you can follow up with a stellar performance even the most self-centered bitch may want to cook for you and meet your parents. If not, well, you can't have your best day every day, but that lead-in might get you another go (everybody rides the good rides at least twice, right?)
There's one occasion where the squirter was riding my face, tried to get off when she started squirting, and basically fell against the wall behind the bed. My eye sockets got filled and it was pouring into my nose, had to forcibly turn my head. It didn't burn my eyes nor sinuses (**** would have, wouldn't it?), but there was that drowning thing going on.
With a girl like Cytheria you'd have to pay attention, that strong stream hitting you in the eye at close range would be painful.
Warning:
Especially after the aforementioned "stellar performance", but primarily because of the earlier intense orgasm, she's going to need time for her central nervous system to reconnect. The amount of recovery time will vary from seconds to about ten minutes, but if she tries to get out of bed too soon, she's going to fall down. Sharp cornered furniture can be a major hazard. Having to get stitches in her face may overshadow the great sex.
I've always laughed about overhearing my wife talking to another woman about me shortly after we started going together. Asked "How is he?", she replied "he's ok,...". I thought "yeah, and when you got outta bed you couldn't even walk" (she did fall down more than once, legs just not working yet). See, if you're *really* good, your woman will tell other women that you're mediocre, because she doesn't want them taking you for a test drive.
I realize this is a long post, but what the fuck.
In closing, I realize there will be at least one that says "I don't give a **** what you say, I'm convinced it's ****, blah, blah". In advance response, I'll just suggest that they tell that to every female that will listen, because that'll mean one less competitor and more for the rest of us. Maybe they'll actually have quality sex someday, and curse me for having already been there.
So, clear on that now? It's not ****, but even if it seems like it is but it works for her, revel in it.
Sorry, no movie to go with this.
