Happy New Year! As so my ******** BlueBalls shall be married off

Seeing how she is becoming of age to be a woman in our culture she must be married off.

Where you, potential ***** to be, come in must tell me exactly why you would make a fitting husband for my precious ******** BlueBalls and what you have to offer her.

The husband to be will receive the dowry of:

10,000 gold
5 goats
3 cows
1 bull
2 oxen plus cart
Chickens
Assortment of fine linen and tapestry
Part of the ****** estate across the land

Now I expect gentleman like conduct during this vying for my ********'s hand in marriage!

And Happy New Year!!!! May 2011 be prosperous to you all! Stay safe!
 

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