**** happens..... (Text)

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In the Beginning was The Plan ...........

Then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form and The Plan was without Substance.

Darkness was upon the faces of the Airmen.

And the Airmen went unto their Sergeants and said:

"This is a crock of **** and it stinks."

And the Sergeants went unto their First Shirts saying:

"It is a pail of dung and we can't live with the smell."

And the First Shirts went unto their Lieutenants saying:

"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."

And the Lieutenants went unto their Captains saying:

"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength."

And the Captains went unto the Majors saying:

"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."

And the Majors went unto the Colonels saying:

"It promotes growth and it is very powerful."

And the Colonels went unto the MAJCOM Commander and said:

"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the ****** with very powerful effects."

And the MAJCOM Commander looked upon The Plan and saw that it was good.

And The Plan became Policy.

And this, my friends, is how **** happens ..........