Haikus are easy.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Refrigerators. HA!

 

[Lungzyn]

Thats a nice haiku
However, I prefer boobs
I guess we both lose

 

[Shindekudasai]

Hmm... does someone want a long and elaborated explanation why this isn't really a haiku and why haikus aren't easy? Anyone?

 

[arianajoladdict]

i dont get it

 

[Ace Bandage]

That did not make sense
This probably won't either
Alligator shoe!

 

[mastar cheef]

i dont get it

The main rule for a haiku is it has 17 moras, in three phrases... 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. However, it has no Kigo... also, ehh never mind, i'd have to explain the Japanese Language to really explain... as Shindekudasai said it is long and elaborate.