Haiku Battle Thread

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[Ace Boobtoucher]

more Gamera!
also, I miss Wegmans. Your location just made me a sad.

location is sad.
she misses talcum powder.
a strange thing to miss.

Talcum powder soothes
my chaffed genitals because
I jerk off a lot.

Fuck Off assari
With that stupid retard shit
I hope your dick dies

I still love this post
I don't know why it makes my
heart fill up with joy.

Turtles aren't scary
But giant flying turtles --
Now that is scary

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Rules: Three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 syllables.

too complicated for me!

 

[larss]

Hardcore69
Finds this too complicated
He should have stayed out

 

[LucyOHara]

Dreaming of anal,
So vivid I could feel it.
(My colon was full!)

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Hardcore69
Finds this too complicated
He should have stayed out

maybe i should stayed out
but your sister call$
my dicky in her ass



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i know, i know
i'm not good with that

 

[xfire]

assari still breathes,
that's a motherfucking shame.
Head shot, game over.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Call me old-fashioned, but my favourite is still :

Doctor O'Dwyer
Time to have your head smashed in
With my new hammer

 

[luis1972]

Dreaming of anal,
So vivid I could feel it.
(My colon was full!)

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

[larss]

Dreaming of anal,
So vivid I could feel it.
(My colon was full!)

What a great idea
My penis will oblige you
Well a man can dream

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[Jack Davenport]

Oh see S and M

being an asshole today

See what I did there?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[sean miguel]

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Mine's better.

 

[sean miguel]

Yes, but mine asks the important question:

WTF?

 

[BCT]

She's like the wind to

my tree, she rides

the night next to me.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

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[hedonis]

Fart with one big push
A rush of glee that turns brown
I just shit my pants

 

[Mr_Balls]

Eating hot pussy
With my face in her tushy
Tonguing clitoris