Reminds me of a gag from Reno 911, but damn youtube didn't have the video.

I'll have to repeat the dialogue.
[Jones reads a note in the bag of tacos he and Garcia ordered from a fast food taco joint]
Deputy S. Jones: "
Officers, there are two armed men inside"...
Deputy James Garcia: I hope there are two-armed men in there. One-armed men wouldn't be able to serve tacos.