Guys, please answer this question for me

[SpexyAshleigh]

Why.....WHY....do some guys like showing off their peen like its a prized work of art? I swear, some guys just adore their love noodles so much that it makes me wonder how they have enough love left for pussy.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/670c0ffed5/psa-an-important-message-from-women-everywhere

 

[lurkingdirk]

I have never understood this fascination. Men's bodies just aren't attractive. Penises are funny, not hot.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Wow this hurts. I've been lied to my whole life. :crying:

I have never understood this fascination. Men's bodies just aren't attractive. Penises are funny, not hot.

You've never seen my body then. I'm gorgeous.

 

[lurkingdirk]

You've never seen my body then. I'm gorgeous.

but funny.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I have never understood this fascination. Men's bodies just aren't attractive. Penises are funny, not hot.

I know!!! Just had a PM (about the tenth PM from this guy in the last year) asking me to check out his cock. Like, seriously? Are you that insecure that you have to beg an internet chick to reassure you that your cock isn't ugly? (fyi dude, its a cock. Its not cute.) If girls liked looking at cocks, don't you think the industry would be geared towards women just as much as men?

 

[alexpnz]

I dunno.
It looks terrible w/ the winter bush around it.
I shave it and it looks worse, all pimply and broken out from the shaving cream.

catch 22

 

[Mayhem]

I'm not saying that mine is a "prized work of art" at all............I'm saying that it likes being talked to, that's all. :shy:

 

[Hondarobot]

If my cock was gigantic, I'd probably put some sort of flag and flashing LED lights on it. Since my cock is normal, I agree with you.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

I have never understood this fascination. Men's bodies just aren't attractive. Penises are funny, not hot.

Pretty much this. A penis isn't a work of art meant to be stared at and appreciated. It's a tool, you use and and then put it away.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Pretty much this. A penis isn't a work of art meant to be stared at and appreciated. It's a tool, you use and and then put it away.

exactly. A cock is useless unless its making a pussy cum.

 

[bobjustbob]

Easy answer. Men are visually stimulated and women are not. Men are stupid and don't understand this. What brings a guy to do this can only be found out on a couch at $125 per hour 3 sessions a week. Spexy, does this happen that much? Your business is sure to draw some of them to you, but apart from that, does this happen in everyday life? I've never been a woman so I just can't relate. No woman has ever asked me if I wanted to see what she has.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Easy answer. Men are visually stimulated and women are not. Men are stupid and don't understand this. What brings a guy to do this can only be found out on a couch at $125 per hour 3 sessions a week. Spexy, does this happen that much? Your business is sure to draw some of them to you, but apart from that, does this happen in everyday life? I've never been a woman so I just can't relate. No woman has ever asked me if I wanted to see what she has.

it happens each and every single day online because of my job...but actually yes, I've had guys expose themselves to me or email me pictures of it in my day to day life. I don't get it.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I must admit, I have a great looking dick. Who wants to see? But seriously, unless I'm getting blowjobed or laid, there's no reason to have my cock out.

Why u no like cock pictures, bb?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I once had a friend show five different women a photo of his dick that he had on his iPhone. Tricked them into talking about pets and then said "this is my lizard" and showed it.

A few strange things are:

1. It was at a Pauly Shore comedy show.
2. He's gay.
3. He got slapped once, punched once and kicked in the nuts once.

 

[Legzman]

exactly. A cock is useless unless its making a pussy cum.

also pretty damn handy to pee out of

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

also pretty damn handy to pee out of

It also works pretty well if you need to put your coat hanger on something.

 

[Ace Bandage]

It also works pretty well if you need to put your coat hanger on something.

Or a towel after taking a shower. I know I'm not the only one who does that...

Right?

 

[BCT]

also pretty damn handy to pee out of

lmao That's what I was thinking

I am guilty of having my screenname based around the subject however I dont pm the ocsm's to look at it at least

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Fine - its useless to us women unless its making us cum

 

[Hondarobot]

Well, there's lot's of ways to make a girl cum. My cock isn't do as much work as your clit is, towards that end.