Bert and Ernie are clearly homos and shacking up
Cookie Monster advocates addiction to sweets
Big Bird is in the mafia. Come on, like Big Bird is his real name.
Forgetful Jones had alzheimers.
Oscar was a lazy homeless guy that didn't even care.
Elmo was confused about his sexuality and always wants to be tickled.
Grover is clearly retarded.
Snuffluffagus was always depressed and fat.
Count had autism and counted everything like Rainman.
All the adults were pedophiles, hanging out with with kids and puppets all day.
Elmo should be in the Dick Cheney "Waterboarding for kids" DVD as the test subject. Tickle me, Elmo? Fuck you. Eat lead you annoying piece of Fraggle remnants
Bert and Ernie are clearly homos and shacking up
Cookie Monster advocates addiction to sweets
Big Bird is in the mafia. Come on, like Big Bird is his real name.
Forgetful Jones had alzheimers.
Oscar was a lazy homeless guy that didn't even care.
Elmo was confused about his sexuality and always wants to be tickled.
Grover is clearly retarded.
Snuffluffagus was always depressed and fat.
Count had autism and counted everything like Rainman. All the adults were pedophiles, hanging out with with kids and puppets all day.