Grover vs Elmo

[sporty_carr]

Does anybody remember the days of Sesame Street when Grover was a main character and not that Elmo bitch? I do....and I for one think Grover is a pimp. He would own that little Elmo bitch in a street fight.

Fuck you Elmo.

 

[boatmonkey69]

impdaddy: Grover is an OG impdaddy: Grover got a little jiggy wit one of those red fluffy bitches that hang out behind oscars can and out pops Elmo. It's like Darth Vader and Luke,Grover needs to smack that little fucker upside the head everytime he makes that annoying laugh and show him how its done on the street. Sesame that is...

 

[BlueBalls]

I have no idea who Grover is, but it'll have to be that blue motherfucker that I pick because saying that I would love to slice Elmo's gut apart with a straight razor and strangle him with fresh pig intestines would ultimately only scratch the surface of how I really feel about the little red bastard.

 

[Namreg]

grover and elmo is like obama and bush... you vote for the former simply because he isn't the latter.

 

[BigSwede]

Grover all the way.

 

[Sicario]

Dude, with my fucked up Dyslexia, I first thought the title of this thread said Groover vs Elmer! My bad. I always thought the main character on Sesame Street was Big Bird, but times change I guess.

 

[LukeEl]

Snuffleluffagus destroys them all!

 

[thebear247]

cookie monster would stomp a mud hole in both there asses but elmo would messed up grover its always the cute cuddly ones you have to look out for .

by the way seeing has how we are talking about muppets on a porn board it must be a slow day in the news room huh

 

[Skyraider22]

Grover:thumbsup:

 

[MrZiggles]

1. Cookie Monster
2. Oscar
3. Grover
4. The Count

Elmo isn't even in the discussion.

 

[tartanterrier]

Oscar was my favourite.But out of these two I preferred Grover

 

[mrtrebus]

I rated this thread 1 star - terrible

 

[boatmonkey69]

I rated this thread 1 star - terrible

My good man,your avatar has puppets in it and yet you go on to call this deep discussion terrible?

 

[316sherm]

Grover, Elmo's gay...everyone knows The Count was the best muppet

 

[turtle825]

 

[cartman24]

Anyone looks like a badass compared to Elmo.

 

[andy42s]

1. Cookie Monster
2. Oscar
3. Grover
4. The Count

Elmo isn't even in the discussion.

Did you see the family guy episode where cookie monster is in rehab? They come in to do a random contraband search and find cookies in his room. He's like "Those aren't mine..." then he freaks out and starts chowing down on them! He is the best

 

[Kingfisher]

I made Elmo my bitch. So Grover is pimp.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Elmo sucks.

 

[roronoa3000]

Sesame Street is a bad influence on kids. Why?

Bert and Ernie are clearly homos and shacking up
Cookie Monster advocates addiction to sweets
Big Bird is in the mafia. Come on, like Big Bird is his real name.
Forgetful Jones had alzheimers.
Oscar was a lazy homeless guy that didn't even care.
Elmo was confused about his sexuality and always wants to be tickled.
Grover is clearly retarded.
Snuffluffagus was always depressed and fat.
Count had autism and counted everything like Rainman.
All the adults were pedophiles, hanging out with with kids and puppets all day.