Greatest Invention

Sorry, guys...no one has thought long enough about this...someone came close.
If you go back to the beginning, really far back, none of those things would be important without the greatest invention of all time:

PUSSY

Everything else has been the end result of that single creation...:bowdown:


Sliced bread comes next...:thumbsup:
 
Harnessing of electricity through electromagnetic rotary device
(electricity wasn't invented - it was harnessed by Michael Faraday).

Computer.

Writing (said to be first invented in Iraq).

Penicillin.

Paper.

Ink.

Wheel.

Legal Tender (money).
 
Philbert said:
Sorry, guys...no one has thought long enough about this...someone came close.
If you go back to the beginning, really far back, none of those things would be important without the greatest invention of all time:

PUSSY

Everything else has been the end result of that single creation...:bowdown:


Sliced bread comes next...:thumbsup:
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What after that? Mashed potatoes I suppose? :1orglaugh
 
thebear247 said:
the greatest invention sorry guys is woman i mean without them what would we have besides more money . we wouldnt have freeones either
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I guess we can thank the Lord for that one, huh. ;)

Legzman said:
the wheel yes and fire of course both have already been mentioned. But when was the wheel invented anyway???
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Don't know. Funny thing is there are (indigenous) people so backwards in parts of the world that they haven't so much as even become logical enough to understand how important the wheel is - Sub Sahara and parts of Australia - to name a couple (Native Americans never had the wheel either).
 
Acutally, I just found something:

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The wheel is probably the most important mechanical invention of all time. Nearly every machine built since the beginning of the Industrial Revolution involves a single, basic principle embodied in one of mankind’s truly significant inventions. It’s hard to imagine any mechanized system that would be possible without the wheel or the idea of a symmetrical component moving in a circular motion on an axis. From tiny watch gears to automobiles, jet engines and computer disk drives, the principle is the same.

wheels seem to have developed in Europe by 1400 BC without any influence from the Middle East. Because the idea of the wheel appears so simple, it’s easy to assume that the wheel would have simply "happened" in every culture when it reached a particular level of sophistication. However, this is not the case. The great Inca, Aztec and Maya civilizations reached an extremely high level of development, yet they never used the wheel. In fact, there is no evidence that the use of the wheel existed among native people anywhere in the Western Hemisphere until well after contact with Europeans.
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Toilet paper :booty: :yesyes: :hatsoff: :thumbsup:
 
Cyclops_34 said:
Easy, the camera (we wouldn't be here without it) :thumbsup:
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Well, with or without the camera, you're the only one that's there, and I'm the only one that's here. We wouldn't have monitors without it*, but it wouldn't have jack diddly-squat to to with us being here. That's more to do with our parents, and the birds, and the bees...

*Actually, monitors aren't related to cameras. They're more closely related to cathode-ray tubes. Unless you're talking about webcams.
 
Its difficult to dispute that the wheel is the greatest invention. There was was even a study that showed the bicycle helped the human gene pool, because for the first time ordinary people could travel distance and have relationships and ******** with people not from their immediate ****** :rolleyes:
 
I think he means the cameras used in porn
 
Hmm.

I don't know if calling the wheel an invention is very accurate. Round things roll, that's a physical fact. Sooner or later discovering a way to make use of this was inevitable, and would happen in every civilization at some point. Just like the bow or spear (sharp stick) has been discovered in many different cultures independently. Also, the reason why the wheel didn't come to use sooner was because crafting a wheel recquired undiscovered techniques. But I'm sure even civilizations without wheels were aware of the fact that you could use round stuff to ease up moving stuff. Even psychological/ethological studies have proven that one of the thing that separates us from ******* is that we can without being taught understand basic physical laws. At very young age we learn that you can't balance things at a sphere, whereas even chimps don't get that no matter how they try.

Well, that spun a bit off-topic.
In short, I just mean that stuff like fire, the wheel, electricity are natural things that are bound to be discovered and used eventually, and as such can't be classified as inventions. An invention is in my eyes something that can be credited to a specific person, tribe or similar at a specific time, and as such is dependent on that particular event to even exist.

My answer though, without giving it too much thought, would probably have to be something in line with what Elwood said, the internal combustion engine. But there are plenty more candidates. The internet for example, or graphic interfaces in computers. The light bulb and penicillin are up there too.
 
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