Great Quotes

Love is both blind and deaf.
 
What is in the best burrito?
I don't remember the last time I had a burrito.
I'm not sure if I've ever had a burrito or a taco.

Do Klingons like ***** and live worms in their burritos?
 
"I have so little faith in humanity, I look both ways before crossing a one-way street"
"I have so little faith in humanity, I look both ways before exiting my front door."
 
This should be posted at every polling station in every election across the world...
It wouldn't make a difference to most people because they wouldn't understand the meaning and/or their choice is made on blind faith.

“God seemed to have become a brand, a packaging, and people purchase this trusted brand with such faith and devotion that they no longer care who the vendor is.”
― Justin Villanueva, Conversations with the Light Bearer
 
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People vote for the name they recognize or the one that seems most likely to be ethnically close to them. Not all of us, but enough. How do you think ****** dynasties start? Despite their most fervent hopes, any one ****** isn't all geniuses
 
"I would rather be judged by 12, then carried by 6!"

An old ****** friend, that fired 6 rounds off, at armed robbers, trying to rob his **** jewelry store, after I pointed out the potential dangers of stray bullets. This was decades ago, before carry laws and stand your ground.
 
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