Great Quotes

[Bluejaye]

Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

Robert A. Heinlein

 

[ArthurTurner]

I absolutely love this!

 

[Orban89]

 

[Rane1071]

"The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin though!"

Creed Bratton.

 

[Luxman]

 

[maildude]

"I'm paying for the things I've done...and more for the things I haven't done."---Me.

"There're more assholes in here than a proctologist's office."---Me.

"If you want to stand out, don't be like everybody else. If that sounds impossible, you're fucked."---Me.

 

[Orban89]

 

[BigSwede]

The first man who, having enclosed a piece of ground, bethought himself of saying This is mine, and found people simple enough to believe him, was the real founder of civil society. From how many crimes, wars, and murders, from how many horrors and misfortunes might not any one have saved mankind, by pulling up the stakes, or filling up the ditch, and crying to his fellows: Beware of listening to this imposter; you are undone if you once forget that the fruits of the earth belong to us all, and the earth itself to nobody.

JEAN-JACQUES ROUSSEAU

 

[Luxman]

If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets.
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No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a "Hero".
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What do you despise? By this you are truly known.
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Do you wrestle with dreams?
Do you contend with shadows?
Do you move in a kind of sleep?
Time has slipped away.
Your life is stolen.
You tarried with trifles.
Victim of your own folly.
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The mystery of life isn't a problem to be solved, but a reality to experience.
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The eye that looks ahead to the safe course is closed forever.
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Be prepared to appreciate what you meet.

 

[jetskifan]

I like that one

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

"Win if you can. Lose if you must. But always cheat." Jesse Ventura

 

[Luxman]

Double post.

 

[Luxman]

 

[Luxman]

To know what to do is wisdom.
To know how to do it is skill.
To acquire wisdom and skill is luck.

 

[Luxman]

If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets.
-
No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a "Hero".
-
What do you despise?
By this you are truly known.
-
Do you wrestle with dreams?
Do you contend with shadows?
Do you move in a kind of sleep?
Time has slipped away.
Your life is stolen.
You tarried with trifles.
Victim of your own folly.
-
The mystery of life isn't a problem to be solved, but a reality to experience.
-
The eye that looks ahead to the safe course is closed forever.
-
Be prepared to appreciate what you meet.
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Why does pussy taste so good?
Because it's made outta pussy!

 

[Rane1071]

 

[Luxman]

That's a misquote, Mia never said that!!!

 

[Luxman]

If the good guy gets the girl, it's rated PG; If the bad guy gets the girl, it's rated R; and if everybody gets the girl, it's rated X.

When you become a star, you don't change. Everyone else does.

 

[Johan]

 

[Rey C.]

Unfortunate that I had to live decades on this spinning rock before I realized the validity of this quote.