Got pissed off tonight.

[vodkazvictim]

Out ******** with old friends. Got pissed off and knocked ***** out of somebodies hand.
Why?
Because I got hit in the eye with a dildo.
Wife says I was unreasonable.
I feel that it's thoroughly reasonable to get pissed off after being hit in the eye with a dildo.
I put it to you, "people" of FO, who is correct?

 

[feller469]

Perfectly good reason to get pissed off. Getting pissed off is lots better than being pissed on.

It needs to be asked. Were you upset about being hit by the dildo because it was unexpected or were you expecting a dick in the face?

 

[bobjustbob]

*****, it's time to grow up. If the wife says it is wrong then you are wrong. Learn the mantra,"Yes dear. I'm sorry."

 

[Ulysses31]

What was your major grievance, that you was hit in the eye or that a dildo was used? No one likes being hit in the eye full stop, it would be horrible to go blind after a lifetime of being able to see

 

[fkknuckle]

Did you get hit by accident? If it was you were wrong! If it wasn't an accident then you were wrong for not hitting that punk so fucking hard his dog would *****!

 

[Deepcover]

Serve you right

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[Mr_Stiffy]

Why was the dildo out with you in the first place? And what caused it to hit you in the eye?

Unreasonable? **** off, wars have started over less.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Did said dildo get show out of a woman's vagina, fly through the air, and inadvertently hit you in the eye?

 

[BCT]

Did the dildo make you cockeyed?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Perfectly good reason to get pissed off. Getting pissed off is lots better than being pissed on.

It needs to be asked. Were you upset about being hit by the dildo because it was unexpected or were you expecting a dick in the face?

Unexpected

*****, it's time to grow up. If the wife says it is wrong then you are wrong. Learn the mantra,"Yes dear. I'm sorry."

You know what?
You're right.
Bet you wish I'd say that in some other threads :tongue:

What was your major grievance, that you was hit in the eye or that a dildo was used? No one likes being hit in the eye full stop, it would be horrible to go blind after a lifetime of being able to see

Getting hit in the eye.

Did you get hit by accident? If it was you were wrong! If it wasn't an accident then you were wrong for not hitting that punk so fucking hard his dog would *****!

It was an accident.
I couldn't hit the person because she's a friend of mine. Somehow she ended up with a dildo at her sisters birthday outing (where we were) and she blew it for a laugh. I'm not sure how she hit me in the eye with it, but I seriously doubt any malicious intent. In fact I don't believe she would be malicious.
I was pissed off, so I knocked the ***** out of her hand.

Serve you right

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Fuck you.

Why was the dildo out with you in the first place? And what caused it to hit you in the eye?

Unreasonable? **** off, wars have started over less.

Thank you!

Did said dildo get show out of a woman's vagina, fly through the air, and inadvertently hit you in the eye?

No. See above.

Did the dildo make you cockeyed?

Tres bonne!

 

[alexpnz]

Make it a bullet next time instead of a dildo.

:hatsoff:

 

[Maggie Green]

I'm confused here..your wife hit you in the eye with a dildo? Or your ******** buddy did?

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'm confused here..your wife hit you in the eye with a dildo? Or your ******** buddy did?

My ******** buddy.
My wife has probably forgotten that I even exist.

 

[Maggie Green]

I've hit myself in the face with dildos before. It hurts. Once I whipped myself in the eye with a flogger. THAT hurt!

 

[Nambei]

Was it an over-reaction? Perhaps, perhaps not
Is it worth a prolonged argument? I would think not.

My advice is simply to pick your battles.

 

[squallumz]

explain this whole dildo part.

 

[DrMotorcity]

I got hit in the eye with a dildo.

Correct me if I am wrong, but aren't those lyrics from a hit (npi) song by Survivor?

 

[Lacey Black]

I think you overreacted. I get hit in all sorts of places with dildos all the time and you won't see me knocking anyones ***** over