So you shit your drawers every morning, then get out of bed? :uohs::eek::rofl2: thats fuckin nasty dude. :throwup: I hope you wrote that backwards by accident. :dunno:
I curse the sun for rising (if I'm lucky enough to wake up after the sun rises), then I turn on the tv to watch the cute blonde on channel 4 give the weather forecast, I go to the bathroom and take a shit, then I wonder if whatever I have to do that day is worth getting out of bed.
open my eyes, that's usually a good start, then if im not a complete bum, try to stretch a little and get the heart going, but usually i am a bum so i make coffee and watch the news.