"They seemed to be pretty docile. They said they were hand reared from cubs and were extremely tame and one could you know stroke them and not only that lay on them and they'll do nothing to you," Archie D'Mello said.
So, the park staffers are encouraging fat tourists to lay on the cheetahs. Those folks sure seem like they know how to have fun. . .
What's most absurd about this story is that those cats were not even really attacking that woman. If they had been looking to do some serious damage, two cheetahs could have turned her into food in less than 10 seconds. Unfortunately, now both the cats could possibly be killed.
I suggest a rematch to settle the score. No cameras this time either, the husband could chose between either raw meat or catnip as a weapon, but he needs to get into the ring.