Give me REALLY good ass-oriented porn!

OK, real talk. Am I the only one who's disappointed with 99% of the ass-oriented nude pics that are out there?

I mean, it should be simple: what we all want is beautiful women, maximum exposure of the ass and a sexy overall touch. But while there are chicks and asses galore, the last element is where most pornographers fail.

Porn is about illusion. The illusion of sex. A successful pornographic photo is a photo which lures the viewer into feeling that he (or she) is part of the sexual activities - be it seduction (as in photos of naked women) or in actual fucking (as in hardcore photos). Problem is, most porn is about the looks of the woman, the shape of her body, the angle of the photo and the resolution of the image. It seems that the photographers and the companies assume that sexiness is automatically included, but it's not.

It may sound corny or pretentious, but good porn needs some soul to really work - otherwise the image is dead, the illusion is nonexistent, and it's annoyingly obvious how much the girl fakes her horniness. A good pornographer makes the faked horniness seem real. But most are too lazy these days. For example, do you know Pierre Woodman, the most famous Private director? His early flicks like "Cape Town" and "Kruger Park" were great and full of steaming sex, but his later efforts (the "Hustler XXX" and "Anal Intensive" series) were the complete opposite - the sex was mechanical and the scenes were predictable, like a ritual almost. No dialogue, no story, no build-up, no chemistry between the girls and the guys whatsoever. Sure, we got (more or less) gorgeous chicks and (always) hard anal pounding, but still the flicks were completely lacking of sexiness. It was like eating food with no salt.

It takes more that a perfect ass to make a good ass pic. We've all seen a perfect ass - in thousands of pics, picturing hundreds of starlets. Those pics don't really say anything, they don't communicate sex - for all I know, they could be anatomical studies by ass-researching scientists. It's so obvious when a girl is not comfortable with the photos taken - she does it for cash and nothing else, she looks cold and remote, the horniness is superficial. Of course, all porn is about cash (let's not *** ourselves), but a successful pornographic photographer knows how to make the girl look comfortable, make her look like she is actually turned on, have her look at the viewer with a "I-want-to-fuck-RIGHT-NOW" look on her face. That, my friends, is a turnon. That's a hot pic. That's what we all want.

Any girl can spread their ass cheeks for the viewer, but in a sense those pics make the viewer a freak. Sexiness requires more than just a nice ass, it requires personality, a human being - a bit of soul, as I mentioned earlier. To me, most pics where you can't see the girl's face are totally meaningless, because they make the girl completely anonymous - they become only flesh, without personality and libido.

What do you think? Do you agree with me when I say that there is a difference between high quality porn and high quality SEXY porn? Take a look at this pic, for example. To me, it's a really hot pic. It would be great if you have any links to similar pics.
 

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Try inthecrack.com ....

Thanks, I've seen some stuff from there and it's are actually above average. But even inthecrack suffers from the lack of sexiness, or the lack of interest in making sexy porn, that I mentioned.
 
Thanks, I've seen some stuff from there and it's are actually above average. But even inthecrack suffers from the lack of sexiness, or the lack of interest in making sexy porn, that I mentioned.

Tastes differ, I guess. I also guess I won't be of much more help in this thread.
 
Tastes differ, I guess. I also guess I won't be of much more help in this thread.

I wouldn't say that. What I really want to know is if I'm the only one who feels this way, and if so, what other people look for in ass-oriented porn.
 
By the way, I wish there were any good magazines with the kind of content I'm looking for. But Cheeks really sucks (what's with all the dildos?), BootyLicious overemphasizes fat asses and Hustler Backdoor Babes is too glossy & professional à la Private. Buttman Magazine is just... vulgar. The British mags are all right - Just Girls, Men Only and Men's World - but I get tired of their over-photoshopped slickness. Hell, it ain't easy being a porn snob...
 
You've gotta be kidding... the whole 'Buttman' gonzo thing started over ten years ago!

Of course he's kidding. Actually butt lovers get a lot of love... and since there is so much butt porn going on, I think we can demand some variation. Something else than the usual ass-spread/gape/DAP/A2M thing. Something less freaky, something more sexy. Don't you agree?
 
Try inthecrack.com ....

After spending some serious time with inthecrack.com I have to admit that their stuff is actually quite good. Thanks for the tip Gordar!

Now, if I could only find some hardcore anal flicks with that same level of eroticism...
 
Kaitlyn Ashley has always been an artist. She is so good to watch, and beautiful.

Oh yeah I've seen her scene from Sodomania # 6 (Rog's all-time favorite scene if I remember correctly), it's insanely hot. My god. Watching that scene reminds me of why I love porn so much.
 
Now, if I could only find some hardcore anal flicks with that same level of eroticism...

What kind of movies are we talking here?

Simple webisodes from sites or full blown movies released on dvd?

Also do you prefer the gonzo style where they just go at it or more plot based / roleplay scenes?

There's so much out there, it's difficult to know what to recommend without certain parameters.
 
What kind of movies are we talking here?

Simple webisodes from sites or full blown movies released on dvd?

Also do you prefer the gonzo style where they just go at it or more plot based / roleplay scenes?

There's so much out there, it's difficult to know what to recommend without certain parameters.

I like full blown movies - mostly gonzo, but features can be good also (like the Woodman films I mentioned in the original post). I like the best works by John Leslie, John Stagliano, Jules Jordan, Christoph Clark and Pierre Woodman. But all these directors disappoint me more often than they make me happy. Take John Leslie for example - he has done some amazing stuff (the Olivia del Rio scene from The Voyeur # 7) comes to mind, but also so much crap.

I like ass, I like anal, I like a good dp. What I don't like is spitting, slapping, *******, freaky gapes and too much A2M (why do Jules Jordan always make the girls lick the toys A2M? In what way does that please the guys?). Worse than all this is porn stars who are busy trying to look good or hot in a scene, instead of getting into the sex. I think you all know what I talk about. It makes me feel distant, it reminds me that I am actually watching porn, instead of giving me the feeling that I'm there. I **** that ****...
 
Also I'm a big fan of the doggy position, and I think that both anal spooning and RAC are way overused. I guess they use those positions because they look good on camera - I mean, you get to see a lot of the female body - but they are kinda unnatural. How many people use RC or RAC in private? It's boring to have so little eye contact with the girl you're in bed with.
 
Look up "Uncle D Canadian Ass Man" - he's a producer/director etc. I'm pretty sure it's softcore though. He is also featured on a tv show called "Web Dreams'.
 
Look up "Uncle D Canadian Ass Man" - he's a producer/director etc. I'm pretty sure it's softcore though. He is also featured on a tv show called "Web Dreams'.

I looked him up on rame.net - seems like an interesting guy, but actually I can't bare to see porn flicks without penetration, I get too frustrated. Softcore pics work, but that's just because hardcore pics look ridiculously unnatural, I mean you can tell that there is no movement = no real sexual activity. There are also so many beautiful girls who only do nude pictorials. So softcore is the way to go for pics (at least in my world), hardcore for movies. It all boils down to the same thing though - dreaming of shoving your own cock up that girl's ass.
 
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