I dated this gal who, every once in awhile, suggested that we watch the porno together. She'd try to bug me mentioning how big certain fellas wieners were. I countered by drooling all over the sweet titties and impeccable hygiene I was witnessing on the screen. I was more secure about my wiener than she was about her titties and shaving regiment so she'd grab the remote and put Wheel Of Fortune back on.